it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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