Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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