Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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