I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
dude i'm inner monologue high
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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