i think my mom watched the whole time
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
So here I am, sexting at work.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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