I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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