id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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