Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I love you.
Bad choice
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