Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
You work out of a Hotel?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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