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(408): View more from California

Where is the hickey?

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(858): View more from California

we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge

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(812): View more from Indiana

Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today

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(706): View more from Georgia

I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything

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(937): View more from Ohio

I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.

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