Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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