"it" just moved
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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