Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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