listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
