try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Randomize
