You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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