u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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