69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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