Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize