I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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