Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Randomize
