it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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