In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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