problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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