ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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