I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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