I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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