i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
