please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
did you just send me my own nude
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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