I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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