im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
