just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
When did angry sex become our thing?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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