For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
MIDGETS
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i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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