Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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