If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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