Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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