she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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