Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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