your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
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