I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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