Having a random hookup so left but love u
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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