I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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