he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
