Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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