i just wanna soil my oats bro
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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