I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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