What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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