He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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