they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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