Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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