there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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